I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the movie 'Taken' to get free overnight shipping on a package from Amazon.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
hahahahaha gawd so0o funny!
I freaking love all of them but they got this metamorphosis down
YES
uhhh, i’d be more than fine with any of these women ;)
HAHAHAH I can see it
It really is that simple. We’re the ones who complicate it.
This is what I have been saying/ thinking for years.
(Source: iamyougicarter)
Needed some Release! Thanks Tumblr <3
Get it out of your system
Get it out of your system, The calorie carb counting, the endless stressing about the daily protein and fiber to stay lean and mean.
Get it out of your system, the pooche that sticks out when you sit. Get it outta your system
Get it out of your system the money worrying for spending $7 on gloves to replace the one’s you lost.
Get it out of your system about money you spend on food that you actually enjoy
Get it outta your system the constant minute to minute planning of your day & stressing about how you are not on schedule
Get it out of your system the family drama that eats you up inside, they made you but they don’t define you.
All this depriving, checking, double checking if you are within your goals, but know your limits. Know your pushing point. Don’t be the one to push yourself too far. Ease up and recognize…
You are beautiful, just the way God intended.
You have the drive and motivation to be where you want to be.
It’s only worth it if the journey was also enriching.
In this world, there are things and people you can not change. You cannot shape people to who you want them to be. You can only mold yourself to make you more resilient, more loving, better. A better person: a better friend, a better lover, a better hugger, a better student, a better daughter, a better sister, a better self.
Sometimes life gets hectic, but stop to recognize all you’ve done, all you’ve accomplished.
And Remember when life hands you lemons, make a lemonade stand. Turn the negative into a positive and spread the love & joy.
" Courage is not the absence of fear, it is the realization that something is more significant than fear itself"
-~ Bathroom stall from college 9/10 oh Santa Cruznuff said! wooo hoooo!!!!!
best day of my life.
“You don’t miss something until it’s gone”
I’m talking about Tumblr people! lol well i almost thought i lost my tumblr account because i forgot my email got tweek-ed a little. So I kept typing in my email and it said I was not a member. but i finally remembered *phew* that was a close call but none the less…
Just wanted to blog about some randomness that happened today
-got on the 15 bus going up to campus and letting its web down dangling next to the bus driver was a spider. I thought to myself “Should I just pretend like I don’t see it & sing la-dee-da-dee-da?” Then I realized “no way dude! because if it then proceeds to jump on him then he’ll freak out and it” make me a horrible person”. So I gently knocked the spider away from the driver and it fell on the floor. I then proceeded to try not to step on it and kill it because well… we’re in santa cruz and I didnt want to be known on the bus as a spider killer. I wasn’t sure if I was going to offend anyone. Although i really don’t like spiders
-late and walking to class a white male in his 70’s waved at me in the college eight parking lot. I looked behind me to see if he was waving to me and he was. I think he thought I was someone else. I decided to wave back and put on a big smile to not make him feel like a total idiot. But then he pretended like I was the idiot.
-get out of class and a guy decides to randomly climb a tree. His friend approaches the tree and says,” You would..” He responds, “I haven’t climbed this one yet” Wow.. a goal to climb all the trees on campus. Cool and that’s Santa Cruz for ya
-walking to the computer lab and i pass this girl laughing and smiling to herself. I know we’ve all done it sometimes because we think of something funny in our head but it really is creepy when you see it in person.
Just some random things that made my day that much more interesting
school school school. I cant wait to live summer again and be with friends friend friends!!!
